Well, so much for YOLO!
I am sitting in bed, absolutely desperate to start doing extra exercise because I had a bowl of cereal before coming to bed. Bear in mind that the bowl of cereal was a replacement for the beans on toast, apple and yoghurt I'd purged earlier in the evening. Bear in mind that the bowl of cereal was not a full bowl of cereal.
Why can't I just be normal?
No-one else sits in bed worrying about a bowl of cereal they ate two hours ago.